Shocking... a dishonest politician!

Watch out Americans, it seems that Arizona's illegal immigrants are on their way to kidnap your first born so it can be decapitated in the kidnapping capital of the U.S. (AKA Phoenix).

Run for your lives.

Knowing that mayhem is all about in the southwestern part of our country, it was with great interest when I read Dana Milbank's recent article in the Washington Post, "Headless bodies and other immigration tall tales in Arizona".

I'm stunned, and I can't believe that Gov. Brewer could so blatantly be accused of being dishonest about the immigration problems in Arizona.

Personally, the last time I flew in Arizona and while I was going from the Phoenix airport to my hotel I had to have an armed escort because kidnapping was so out of control. I must admit that my escort also had both legs, a torso and a head, too. Imagine, that?

I guess the immigrants coming over from Mexico weren't able to kidnap and then subsequently remove my escorts head in a timely fashion because they were wandering the desert in that oppressive heat.

Perhaps I was lucky?

Ok, enough of the silliness.

It appears, once again, that we (us poor Americans) have members of the Republican party telling (or scaring) us into believing that our country is being invaded, overrun, imploding or worse, being ruined by a liberal / socialist president.

At least that's what you might be lead to believe if you listened to the esteemed Jan Brewer, Governor of Arizona.

Egad!

Sound the alarms Mickey and Minnie, Disneyland is about to be taken over and turned into a brothel.

Ooops..Sorry!

I will stop the sarcasm towards a political party that I used to support unconditionally because I know there are some good members in the party of Elephants.

Problem is, I haven't witnessed many good ones since the great Sen. John Warner of Virginia retired. I certainly haven't seen any who are willing to stand up to those who are only stoking the flames of fear into those who are too dumb to realize their being duped. (Dittoheads, O'Reilly believers, and the worst of all, Beckheads)

Did you read what Gov. Brewer said, "Our law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert either buried or just lying out there that have been beheaded".

Holy Macaroni Batman, we better send in more troops and by all means, close the border.

Whoa..wait a minute Nelly. What is this I read over yonder?

According to an article in the "The Arizona Guardian", over the last four years only two skulls have been found in the desert.

What!?!?

Slap me silly, that can't be right.

Alas, it must be true. And it is, at least according to what was stated by Janice Fields, Cochise County Coroners Office, located on the border of Arizona and Mexico. Fields further stated that neither of those skulls appeared to be decapitated either.

Mean while, and back at the Governors Ranch, her Governess said crime is out of control in the great state of Arizona.

How can that be when the Arizona Republic reported two months ago in article that crime is down in the areas bordering Mexico? Well it seems, that the information reported on by the Arizona Republic was based on law enforcement reports, to include the FBI Uniformed Crime Report.

So, where in the oil stained Gulf of Mexico did Gov. Brewer get her misinformation?

From Rush Limbaugh?

Nah, Limbaugh is always honest with the facts. Right?

Maybe it was from Bill O'Reilly?

O'Reilly is always honest, too. He was a high school teacher for gosh darned sakes, and we know that our teachers never lead students astray. Would they?

Maybe it was from the Bush Administrations purveyor of facts, Karl Rove. Nah, he is too busy writing the 2nd edition to his view on U.S. history in which he will announce the discovery of the missing WMD's in Iraq.

There can only be one explanation for how Gov. Jan Brewer came to the belief that Arizona is being invaded by those darned troublemakers from alien countries.

It appears she got her information from the head of the RNC, Michael Steele.

- The Pilgrim

Coming soon - "How to spot a lying liberal"